- Disarm a bomb
- How to successfully attack a bear
- Eat a pencil
- Seduce a bishop
- Provoke a mugging
- Wear a jacket made out of nettles
- Charge a phone
- Burn copies of Lars Von Triers' The Antichrist
- Pay someone in dogs teeth
- Have a tit hanging out
- Count to five hundred in under fifteen minutes
- Schkull a rake of pints
- Headbutt a nail into a block of wood
- Read aloud from the back of the DVD box for Antitrust
- Dance while looking suitably ashamed
- Price antique ventriloquist dummies
- Say "Hello" in over two languages (three languages)
- Black up
- Deny the holocaust
- Spitball alternative names for existing airports
- Shove an ice cube into a slash in their arm
- Abbreviating things
- Mash a cake into crumbs with bare fists
- Get felt up by Japanese businessmen
- Have a nervous breakdown
- Solve a murder
- Declare themselves the winner
