- Disarm a bomb
- How to successfully attack a bear
- Eat a pencil
- Seduce a bishop
- Provoke a mugging
- Wear a jacket made out of nettles
- Charge a phone
- Burn copies of Lars Von Triers' The Antichrist
- Pay someone in dogs teeth
- Have a tit hanging out
- Count to five hundred in under fifteen minutes
- Schkull a rake of pints
- Headbutt a nail into a block of wood
- Read aloud from the back of the DVD box for Antitrust
- Dance while looking suitably ashamed
- Price antique ventriloquist dummies
- Say "Hello" in over two languages (three languages)
- Black up
- Deny the holocaust
- Spitball alternative names for existing airports
- Shove an ice cube into a slash in their arm
- Abbreviating things
- Mash a cake into crumbs with bare fists
- Get felt up by Japanese businessmen
- Have a nervous breakdown
- Solve a murder
- Declare themselves the winner
I think instead of deny the holocaust it should be "prove the Holocaust happened," supplying proper definitions and what ethnicity it affected most. This should be completed while juggling so as to not bore spectators.
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